Verse 1: Wunst me 'n' Lem Briggs 'n' ol' Bill Brown tuk a load of cawn to town,
An ol' Jim-dawg (the onry cuss) he jes' nachelly follered us.

Chorus: Ev'ry time I come to town, the boys keep kickin' my dawg aroun';
Makes no dif'rence if he is a houn', they gotta quit kickin' my dawg aroun'.

Verse 2: As we driv' past Sam Johnson's store, passle o' yapes kem out th' door,
When Jim he stops to smell a box, they shied at him a bunch o' rocks.

Chorus: Ev'ry time I come to town, the boys keep kickin' my dawg aroun';
Makes no dif'rence if he is a houn', they gotta quit kickin' my dawg aroun'.

Verse 3: They tied a tin can to his tail, an' run him a-past the county jail,
'N' that plumb nachelly makes me sore, 'n' Lem he cussed 'n' Bill he swore.

Chorus: Ev'ry time I come to town, the boys keep kickin' my dawg aroun';
Makes no dif'rence if he is a houn', they gotta quit kickin' my dawg aroun'.

Verse 4: Me 'n' Lem Briggs 'n' ol' Bill Brown, we lost no time in a jumpin' down,
An' we wiped them ducks up on the groun' fer kickin' my ol' dawg aroun'

Chorus: Ev'ry time I come to town, the boys keep kickin' my dawg aroun';
Makes no dif'rence if he is a houn', they gotta quit kickin' my dawg aroun'.

Verse 5: Folks say a dawg kaint hold no grudge, but wunst, when I got too much budge,
Them town ducks tried to do me up, but they didn't count on ol' Jim-pup

Verse 6: Jim seed his duty thar an' then, an' he lit into them gentlemen,
And he shore mussed up the cote house square with rags 'n' meat 'n' hide 'n' hair!

Chorus: Ev'ry time I come to town, the boys keep kickin' my dawg aroun';
Makes no dif'rence if he is a houn', they gotta quit kickin' my dawg aroun'.